Tuesday, 22 June 2021

Damn has it been 11 years?

Does it count as a rant if I just say how disappointed I am with myself that I've never posted on here before?

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

"Hi, my name is Jovi, is it possible to speak to Wendy Lau please? I'm her son."

"Certainly, may I ask what relation you are to her?"

"Her son."

"Ah, so she's your mum then?"

"Yes."

Thursday, 26 November 2009

Hey All :)

So yeah, thought I'd do abit of an introductory sorta post thing.
I'm Robert, co-writer of this blog and I'm a student, studying Mechanical Engineering. I'm pretty easy-going and I play alot of games infact the vast majority of my time (after sleeping of course) is spent playing games.

Here is a couple of things that really bug me. One is being yelled at, I can't stand it, but I'm usually pretty calm and collected and can diffuse those situations. Two is being swore at, not like jokey swearing in passing but someone swearing at me, it's like "can you not articulate yourself in any other way?" I'm not against swearing in general I mean I swear loads, there are plenty of situations where it's appropriate, but not at other people. So yeah if you can not do either of those things, we'll be fine :).

Anyway I'm sure you'll get to know me if you follow this blog ^^, at least what I don't like :P.
-Robert

Sunday, 8 November 2009

Bus Stop

Okay so I'm at the bus stop typically 30-20 minutes before the Shuttle Bus gets there, to make sure I actually get on the bus. The reason for this is because about 5 minutes before the bus arrives people walk infront of everyone queueing up against the wall (politely out of the way of pedestrians). It's like do they not know what a Queue looks like!?!?! I mean sure they may be getting a different bus, but that accounts for 5% of people who do this, the rest get on the Shuttle.

The other day I was waiting patiently, it had been 20 minutes and the cold was really getting to me, then a bunch of people push in just infront of me (right at the front). Now this annoys me to begin with but being the polite and kind person I am I merely stood back. But get this, I get on the bus and sit down and lo and behold they sit right behind me and are chatting loudly. I turn up my music volume and for the entire journey the girl behind me was practically kicking my seat! Needless to say I was unimpressed.

And very close to breaking something... or someone.

-Robert.

Saturday, 7 November 2009

lidl id.

was in a rush so thought i'd help speed up the process, showed the assistant my id before he asked because they always do.

the cockmunch takes a look and goes "do you have something else?" i was just like, MATE, are you serious.

i showed him the next thing i saw in my wallet and it just happend to be my ridacard which has a different name to my id. as soon i handed it over i was like aw dear.

"have you got something else?" he asks again, "the names don't match up".

after my uni card, bank card, blood donor card, he finally got over himself.

such a cock. he's served me so many times before as well. i reckon he gets such a kick out of askin people for their id that he was absolutely devastated he didn't get to with me.

was so pissed off.